Wednesday, September 23, 2009

From the Mouths of Babes

A few recent discussions with Mallory:

Scene: After talking about that Jesus lives in our hearts when we believe in him...

Mommy: So Mallory, can you tell me where Jesus lives?
Mallory: In North Carolina.

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Scene: Mommy is fixing her own hair in the bathroom when Mallory walks in holding her belly.

Mallory (in a very pitiful voice): Does your tummy hurt?
Mommy: Oh, your tummy hurts? How does it hurt, sweetheart?
Mallory: There's a baby in there. He needs to come out.

1 comment:

Kelly said...

ha ha ha! Those are funny!

I think our kids think Heaven will be like South Carolina. That's their favorite place in the world, because it means vacation. No school, no chores...and they think the Ripley's aquarium (small and rather pathetic in my opinion) is THE BEST PLACE EVER!!! Oh, if only we could LIVE in South Carolina...