he'd be Heavy Whipping Cream.
He gets this classification not just because I'm SQUEEZING him into size 5 diapers. And it's not just because he's wearing 18 month clothes. And it's not just because he drinks over a quart of breastmilk a day. And it's not just because he weighs almost 24 lbs. And it's not just because Patrick bought 400lb. chains for Ethan's swing set.
It's all of these things.
You know, that little carton of Heavy Whipping Cream contains 32 servings at 5 grams of fat a serving, which means its like 1.5 million grams of fat. And almost a whole carton of that stuff makes enough whip cream for the banana pudding that we'll be having tonight. I'll have Mallory eat an extra helping. Because she's skim milk.